{"product_id":"products-satan-sucks-maroon-tee","title":"Satan Sucks Tee | Bold Christian Graphic T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe same two-word verdict. A color that carries its own theology. The Satan Sucks bold christian graphic tee puts clean white block letters on maroon — a shade that reads warm, rich, and intentional in a way that black alone never does.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Message\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaroon isn't the obvious choice for an anti-satan shirt, and that's exactly what makes it hit differently. It's the color of sacrifice, of blood, of the cross — the deep red that sits behind every redemption story ever told. \"SATAN SUCKS\" in clean white lightning bolt block letters on maroon isn't just a bold declaration; it's a declaration wearing the color of what it cost to make it true. No distressing, no parody, no cultural reference to decode — just the two words, full-chest, in a colorway that turns heads for a different reason than black does. Available in maroon and black so you can choose which register fits the moment. Find more bold edgy christian t-shirts in the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/shirts\"\u003eShirts\u003c\/a\u003e collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Canvas \u0026amp; Comfort\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the Gildan 5000 — 5.0–5.3 oz heavyweight cotton that keeps the clean white block letterforms sharp and the maroon rich without fading into something dull after a few washes. The open-end yarn construction holds the hand firm and the drape structured, tubular build maintains the silhouette through heavy use, and the taped neck and shoulders reinforce the stress points that cheaper tees give up on first. At $29.99, this is a full-chest bold christian tee on heavyweight cotton that earns its place at the front of the closet and earns every conversation it starts — whether you grab it in maroon or black.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit \u0026amp; Sizing Tip:\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic straight-cut unisex silhouette, true to size across both colorways. Size up one for a relaxed everyday fit. The tubular build holds its shape and width wash after wash — no surprises.\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClean Block Letter Declaration:\u003c\/strong\u003e Full-chest stacked \"SATAN SUCKS\" in white lightning bolt block letters — no distressing, no decoration, the statement is the design\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaroon and Black Colorways:\u003c\/strong\u003e Two distinct readings of the same conviction — maroon for warmth and theological weight, black for maximum contrast and graphic impact\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight Cotton Built Right:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5.0–5.3 oz Gildan 5000 with taped neck, tubular construction, and double-stitched hems — the structure to match a tee this good getting worn constantly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eAvailable Colors\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eMaroon (deep, warm, and loaded with meaning — the color of sacrifice wearing the declaration that made it worth it)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eBlack (high-contrast, timeless — the classic canvas for white block letter graphics at full power)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% cotton (Sport Grey: 90\/10 cotton\/poly | Ash Grey: 99\/1 cotton\/poly | Heather colors: 50\/50 cotton\/poly)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFabric Weight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5.0–5.3 oz\/yd² (170–180 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic unisex, true to size — available S through 5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConstruction:\u003c\/strong\u003e Tubular body, open-end yarn, taped neck and shoulders, double-seam sleeves and bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint Method:\u003c\/strong\u003e DTG (Direct-to-Garment)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlank Sourcing:\u003c\/strong\u003e Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Satan Sucks","offers":[{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":47613492429058,"sku":"2146551_12634","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":47613492461826,"sku":"2146551_12635","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":47613492494594,"sku":"2146551_12636","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":47613492527362,"sku":"2146551_12637","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":47613492560130,"sku":"2146551_12638","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":47613492592898,"sku":"2146551_16247","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 4XL","offer_id":47613492625666,"sku":"2146551_16248","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 5XL","offer_id":47613492658434,"sku":"2146551_16249","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47613492691202,"sku":"2146551_11546","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47613492723970,"sku":"2146551_11547","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47613492756738,"sku":"2146551_11548","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47613492789506,"sku":"2146551_11549","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47613492822274,"sku":"2146551_11550","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":47613492855042,"sku":"2146551_12644","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":47613492887810,"sku":"2146551_12645","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":47613492920578,"sku":"2146551_12646","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/7193\/9586\/files\/unisex-classic-tee-maroon-front-69cd8ff02e3da.jpg?v=1775079424","url":"https:\/\/satansucks.com\/products\/products-satan-sucks-maroon-tee","provider":"Satan Sucks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}